supermodelgif:

weirdtrip said: *gets BA in psychology* *is suddenly a world-renowned clinical psychologist*

Nailed it. Psych majors are the worst. IRL especially.

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

"I heard The Smiths and a whole new world opened up. I suppose obsessed would be the right word - not in a morbid way. It broke my heart when I realised they had split up 12 years previously"
Pete Doherty on The Smiths (via albioncreed)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
  • malformalady:

Men of the ‘Kangaroo Society’, in far western Queensland from the Marrinyama group who each year to ‘wake up the ancestors’ with their distinctive dance and rituals. The men perform dance rituals to wake up their ancestors in Cloncurry, Queensland’s north west. Ritual scarification are made to resemble the scratch of a kangaroo. The tribe believed if they made deeper cuts there was less bleeding.
Photo credit: Brook Mitchell/Diimex

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    malformalady:

    Men of the ‘Kangaroo Society’, in far western Queensland from the Marrinyama group who each year to ‘wake up the ancestors’ with their distinctive dance and rituals. The men perform dance rituals to wake up their ancestors in Cloncurry, Queensland’s north west. Ritual scarification are made to resemble the scratch of a kangaroo. The tribe believed if they made deeper cuts there was less bleeding.

    Photo credit: Brook Mitchell/Diimex

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    head-of-any-bastard-on-a-plate:

    Please, if you can help two homeless girls, do it. We arrive to London 25th of September and leave the night of 28 to 29. We can’t even find something at Couchsurfing. And the rooms at Airbnb too expensive.

    JUST WHY THE FUCK THIS BOOKING IS CANCELLED. WHAT’S WRONG WITH US, WHAT’S WRONG WITH OWNER? 

    i don’t have a guest room I’m sorry 
    (someone help them!!!!)

    malformalady:

License plate: TIMEZUP

    malformalady:

    License plate: TIMEZUP

    supermodelgif:

"Color Guard" photographed by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello and styled by Ursula Geisselmann for Wallpaper*, March 2011
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    supermodelgif:

    "Color Guard" photographed by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello and styled by Ursula Geisselmann for Wallpaper*, March 2011

    leslip:

Gold Plated Cow Heart
Gunther von Hagens

    leslip:

    Gold Plated Cow Heart

    Gunther von Hagens

    sixsteen:

    i ship me and money